NANNY NANNY
Liar, liar pants on fire hanging from the telephone wire.
Nanny, nanny, nanny!
Made you look you dirty crook you
stole your mother’s pocketbook.
Nanny, nanny, nanny!

TWEEKIN’
Too fast, too slow, too blown, tweekin’.
Fucked up, losing it.
Too tired, too hyped, too much, tweekin’.
Fucking up, blowing it!

TOO MUCH CAFFEINE
Bittersweet nightmares stir my gut.
Pour the black magic into my cup.
Slip into the world of adrenalin’s dream.
Worship the alter of the Colombian bean.
HOLD THE CREAM!
Too much caffeine, not enough coffee.
Bleeding stomach proves I’m a Java Junkie.
Too much caffeine, not enough coffee.
heart palpitations and getting dizzy.

PEACE THROUGH USELESSNESS
Get up at five o’clock go to work.
Fell like shit, too little sleep.
Gotta get to work on time or I’ll get fired.
Why am I always so fucking tired?
Working life’s going nowhere.
I’m digging a deeper hole!
The further I go the less I get.
The problem is no one ever gains.
Why should I be useful, I don’t need your job.
Why should I be useful, you’ll just use me up.
Why should I be useful, I’m just a useless slob.
Why should I be useful, when I can be your pain!
Got a raise today, I’m moving up.
Landlord raised the rent again, oh fuck!
The bank will loan me lots of money,
but I can’t make the payments on time.
Boss has to lay me off, business’s slow.
30 day eviction notice, not again!
Back to sleeping on my friend’s floor.
I’m better off when I have nothing!
Why should I be useful, your world’s a great big game.
Why should I be useful, I don’t wanna be a puppet.
Why should I be useful, I want a life of my own.
Why should I be useful, then you won’t hate me!
Why should I? Why should I? Why should I!

EVERYONE'S FRIEND
Forget about friendship, be everyone’s friend.
Suffocate your feelings, play games and pretend.
Act out the role you must want to play.
Ignore yourself, you’ll go away.
Friend for life means give me head.
Friend for life means get me blown.
Friend for life means loan me money.
Friend for life don’t mean a thing!
In your new world you’ll be happy and free.
You can be God living out your dream.
Life of the party, envy of the herd.
Be everyone’s friend, they’ll follow your word.
Friend for life means give me head.
Friend for life means get me blown.
Friend for life means loan me money.
Friend for life don’t mean a thing!

PUPPYCORE
You ain’t got no leather jacket.
You ain’t got no red mohawk.
You ain’t got no engineer boots.
You ain’t got no crass albums.
Regan sucks, give me a beer!
You’ll never be as punk as me.
Puppycore, woof, woof! Puppycore, you’ll never be
as punk as me, till you’re just like me!
You ain’t got no Doc Martens.
You ain’t got no red braces.
You ain’t got no skinhead.
You ain’t got no ska albums.
Regan sucks, give me a beer!
You’ll never be as punk as me.
Puppycore, woof, woof! Puppycore, you’ll never be
as punk as me, till you’re just like me!